First we had Zombies. Creepy, undead shambling mounds of used to be people. Their slow, plodding yet relentless steps always seem to get them where they’re going: Usually to the throat of an unsuspecting teenager on the verge of their first sexual experience. Or something like that. But at least we knew we should be able to out run them. At the very least, trip someone else and get away while your former friend became Zombie lunch. Harsh I know, but this is the apocalypse people.

Then we had fast Zombies. Now these things could run. And that sucked. Slow Zombies were creepy. But these things aren’t just creepy, they look angry too. Fast, angry, undead sprinting mounds of used to be people. That’s just not right. I mean, Zombies don’t get tired, do they? These things can run for days. Until they latch onto your face.

But what if these fast Zombies learned Parkour?

Seriously, is that not creepy? I really didn’t think seeing this would bug me. But it did. A lot. Creepy Zombies not only now faster than me, but can get to places that they shouldn’t be able to get to and quickly? Game over. Zombies win.

Unless we build our robot overlords to combat them, then I think we’ll be ok. For a while anyway.

-Zack